Tuesday, April 17, 2007


Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Our long national nightmare is over.

We can all rest easy. The greatest mystery of our age as been solved.

Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy has been revealed!

And the winner is, um, the guy who wasn't her attorney. Honestly, I refused to pay enough attention to the blairing headlines about this stupidity. I guess that guy gets the half a gillion dollars or whatever she inherited from the old guy she married way back when.

We can all be glad that it stands revealed. The truth is now known. Maybe now Fox, CNN, and MSNBC can do something like cover actual news.

I hear there's a war on somewhere